JessicaMariana

Eftersom jag ligger å kollar på vänner så kände jag för att lägga in lite citat..
Det finns så jäkla många bra! Dom som skrev manus är genier!

Chandler: He ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong?

Rachel: Oh please, you guys can pee standing up.
Chandler: We can? Ok, I'm trying that.

Joey: Maybe we can lure them out. Do you know any bird calls?
Chandler: Yes, cause I'm quite the woodsman!

Monica: I don't know. I mean, I guess having sex in front of a baby isn't so...
Chandler: Horrifying? Scarring? Something people go to jail for?

Chandler: I got her machine.
Joey: Her answering machine?
Chandler: No, interestingly enough her leaf-blower picked up.

Phoebe: No, A-a, not gonna happen.
Chandler: Whoa, whoa! Prom-night flashback!

Amy: This is classic Rachel!
Rachel: Yeah, right, remember in high school when I died and didn’t give you my baby?

Monica: My motto is get out before they go down.
Joey: That is so not my motto

Chandler: Well maybe it was all of your questions.
Monica: What about my questions?
Chandler: The sheer volume, it was like flying with the Riddler!
Monica: Oh, I’m sorry. Was that another joke?
Chandler: Was that another question?

Ross: How's Monica?
Phoebe: She's calmed down a bit. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.
Ross: How's the hair?
Phoebe: I'm not gonna lie to you Ross. It doesn't look good.
Joey: Can we see her?
Phoebe: No, your hair looks too good. I think it would only upset her.
Rachel: Oh.
Phoebe: Ross, you can go on in.

Phoebe: P as in Phoebe, H as in Hoebe, O as in Oebe, E as in Ebe, B as in Bebe, and E as in ‘ello there, mate!

Ross: What are you doing?
Chandler: Making chocolate milk. You want some?
Ross: No thanks, I'm 29.

Chandler: Great. Now we can go to the Ranger game. That was last night.
Joey: No dude, Ross tore up the tickets.

Phoebe: If you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.

Joey: "Heads" should be ducks, because ducks have heads.
Chandler: What kind of scary-ass clowns came to your birthday parties?

Joey: Oh! I got it! Ok, everyone pick a number from one to ten. Alright? Whoever gets the highest number gets to go first.
Monica: Ok, ten.
Joey: Okay, Monica picks ten, I call nine! Anyone else?
Phoebe: No, lets just draw straws.
Joey: Or... we could flip a coin, and then multiply the...
Chandler: I'm begging you stop.

Rachel: Hey, just so you know: it's *not* that common, it *doesn't* "happen to every guy, " and it *is* a big deal!
Chandler: [pointing] I knew it!

Dr. Green: Are you really pregnant?
Rachel: Well uh, yes and no. Except not no. So to sum it up, yeah.

Joey: Pheebs, you wanna help?
Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I really don't want to


OJ.. nu blev det några stycken.. men aa jag ÄLSKAR vänner  :D